Real Name: Ian Fortey
Member Since: November 28th, 2007
I'm Ian Fortey and I am funny. I have a column here and I write other stuff for fun and profit. One time I wrote a book but no one bought it.
Maybe you'd like to see my rarely updated braindroppings:
About me: I can eat 6 pieces of toast in a row. In a row. I will probably talk to you if you talk to me. You should say something whimsical, though. Or vastly inappropriate.