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Real Name: Cody Johnston
Member Since: November 27th, 2008
Hi. I'm a columnist, video writer, performer, editor, FX artist, music dude, animator, and professional scientist.
A few days ago, Miley Cyrus posted a photo to Instagram. It's a photo that I poorly Photoshopped on purpose seven years ago for my first column here at Cracked.
Yo, does anyone know where I can find this?
That business down in #Ferguson sure is Loonytown USA right now, yeah?
Everyone tried so hard to go 'viral' that the word barely has any meaning anymore.
It's a slippery slope from here for BuzzFeed.
I thought it'd be fun to use celebrities' Instagrams to reveal some harsh truths about them.
As a stock photo myself, I am taking it upon myself to explain my fellow stock photos to you.
We need to stop saying the following four things, because they lead to nowhere. And as we all know, nothing gets done nowhere.
The news: if you’ve read it since the fall of 2015, it’s been nothing but Donald Trump stories, and Opponent Of Donald Trump stories, and the sports section (which is also kind of Trump news).
Congratulations: you’ve survived several months of a Donald Trump presidency.
2016 is almost over.
Sorry to get personal, but which way do you wipe?
Ever since we started letting friendly wolves and tiny tigers into our homes a few thousand years ago, society has been split into two camps: dog people and cat people.
Most disaster movies make cannon fodder out of almost every single living person on the planet who isn't a president, a fighter pilot, or the one scientist who has the key to solving the alien/meteor/whatever problem.